you aren't one of them

beware

of those who monogram

their towels.

their

shirts and linen.

their cups

and saucers.

beware of the yearly

family photos

sent in the mail.

the oil

painting of the clan

above the mantle.

beware of Biff and Missy,

dressed in white

at the tennis court,

they want to

kill you.

you aren't one of them.