Wednesday, July 31, 2024

i married the opposite

the wife once
told me, the ex-wife, number two,
that her friend
Mary
buys all of her husbands
clothes.
everything from
underwear
to socks,
to hats and gloves, to suits
and shoes.
she takes
care of him.
and she has dinner every
night at six o'clock.
she does all
the laundry, takes care
of the kids,
and cleans the house.
she has sex on
demand as well with him.
which is usually on
Saturday night.
my wife was telling me
all of this while 
lying on a massage table
in the living room,
getting the kinks out
from someone named Carlos.
the maids worked
around them,
as the doorbell rang
with a pizza delivery.

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