thank you Andy Goldberg

i've won

once more

the publisher's clearinghouse

prize

for 5 point two million

dollars

and a brand new

pearl white

Mercedes Benz.

not to mention

an additional five thousand

dollars a week

for life.

all i need to do is buy two

green dot money back

scratch

gift cards

for five hundred dollars each

and give

the numbers

to my prize manager,

Andy Goldberg

from Kingston Jamaica.

at last my ship

has come in.

it has to be real, right?

i'm heading down to dollar

general now

with my check book in

hand

to buy the cards.

thank you Mr. Goldberg,

thank you.