Sunday, July 21, 2024

thank you Andy Goldberg

i've won
once more
the publisher's clearinghouse
prize
for 5 point two million
dollars
and a brand new
pearl white
Mercedes Benz.
not to mention
an additional five thousand
dollars a week
for life.
all i need to do is buy two
green dot money back
scratch
gift cards
for five hundred dollars each
and give
the numbers
to my prize manager,
Andy Goldberg
from Kingston Jamaica.
at last my ship
has come in.
it has to be real, right?
i'm heading down to dollar
general now
with my check book in
hand
to buy the cards.
thank you Mr. Goldberg,
thank you.

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