new sports at the Olympics

they keep

adding more sports to the Olympics.

i was watching

the other

day

when three countries

i've never heard of

were lined

up blowing bubbles

into the air.

the one that made the biggest

and the roundest

bubbles,

that floated the longest

before breaking would move

on to the semi-finals.

in the semi-finals

smoke rings

from a Cuban cigar

would be measured for 

shape and density.

a single cough would cause

immediate

elimination

and a trip to Guantanamo Bay.

the final round involved

big wads

of chewing gum 

from a eucalyptus tree

where each

athlete would

blow bubbles from

their mouth.

popping them only after

the judges

timed them and

checked them out.