Tuesday, July 23, 2024

carbon dating for seniors

my friend
Jennifer told me about a new
senior dating
site
she joined,
called Carbon Dating.
each person
has to send in a little
piece of DNA
to correctly
nail down their age.
they mail in either a
strand of hair,
a fingernail,
or some spit
to have it analyzed at the lab.
occasionally an
archeologist
will pay a visit to examine
the new members
when there's serious
doubt
about the veracity of their profile.
everyone seems
to fudge a decade
or two when
they fill out their membership,
she says,
and this way,
you know for sure
what you're up against.

No comments: