Monday, July 8, 2024

pull the lever and ignore the smell

it's the middle vote,
the undecided
independent voters that
the left and right
worry about.
how can we get them
on board
and vote for our guy?
so it's time to kiss some
babies,
hug a few old ladies,
go sing in a church,
wave whatever flag you carry,
go to an army base,
and a pride march,
buy a vegan raisin muffin
at a bake sale.
please, vote for our man,
just pull the lever
and ignore the smell.

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