Saturday, January 21, 2023

you thought i had donuts?

for most of your life
you've been
a law abiding citizen,
but  a wise guy too.
you can't help but open
your mouth to
make a humorous
observation,
a wise crack
about something.
so when the cop pulls
you over
and asks you
if you know why
he's pulled you over,
and you say,
because you thought i
had some donuts,
you know immediately
that it was probably
not a smart thing 
to say.
this is followed by
him telling to you step
out of the car
and put your hands
behind your back.

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