hair

I get tired

of shaving.

dragging the razor

across my

face every other day.

those pesky hairs

strangely

growing like wires

out of my ears,

trimming

the nose hair,

the eyebrows.

what the hell is

happening here?

hair seems to be flourishing

everywhere except

on my head where

it used to be.

i'm a human shrub

that needs

constant care,

landscaping.

at least i don't

have to do my legs,

like a few women

i've known often do,

but not all.