Friday, April 23, 2021

your local meet ups

i painfully scroll through the hundreds
and hundreds
of local meet up groups
trying to broaden my
horizon, replace a bunch of friends
that have died.
or girlfriends and wives that
have left the scene.
lord have mercy.
just shoot me if it's come to this.
i'm not good with new people.
making small talk.
reading books i don't want to read,
or listening to other people's
problems.
divorce groups.
poetry groups.
singles over 80 groups.
the walking dead clubs.
book clubs. hiking clubs.
happy hour clubs.
breakfast clubs.
how to cook a turkey meet ups.
star gazing clubs.
it makes me want to club a baby seal.
kidding.
i like baby seals. so cute.

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