the lightning bolt

lighting strikes a tree

outside my house and

sets my computer on fire.

i try not to think it's 
God putting an end to what i'm

browsing online,

and put the flames out.

i call up my insurance

company.

too bad, they say. we can't

help you.

if the lighting struck outside

and not in your house

well, we don't cover that.

have a nice day.

by the way,

we may have to raise your

premium now because you

called us and took up 

so much of our valuable time.