we know nothing

so, once we get vaccinated

we no longer

have to wear masks.

the miracle we've all been

waiting for has arrived.

Praise the Lord

and pass the syringe. 

we can't get the virus

and we can't

give the virus, so now

after two shots, we're good

to go, and life and get

back to normal, right?

we can throw away all

of these itchy, annoying masks

and breathe freely like

the good old days.

uh no. ummm. well.

we're not sure. so until

we really know something,

it's best that you

keep wearing your masks

for another ten years or

so. let's try that and see

how that goes.

oh, and stand back six feet.

and follow the arrows

up and down the aisles

of stores. and wash your hands,

using soap.

we'll send you an e mail,

or text you, or call you

when we have more information,

stand by.