updating my face book photo

i see so many people

updating

their photos.

maybe

i need

a new photo for all my

social

media accounts too.

not a close up,

and not one too far

away,

but one to soften the blow

of aging

and holiday

weight gain.

i can wear black, of course

and a hat,

and dark

sunglasses.

a picture

with sepia

lighting perhaps,

maybe with a river

in the background,

or some

cows or chickens

on the ground,

something distracting,

so that i'm

not the focus of the picture,

just a good shot

from a safe distance,

though

unsuitable for

framing.