when i finish
reading
the morning paper,
drink my
last cup of coffee,
then finally put some
pants on,
i'm going to do
something
constructive
today.
there's still time.
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About Me
- Stephen Chute
- west springfield, virginia, United States
- these are all FICTIONAL stories and characters, with humor and pathos, emotional complaints of the soul and are in no way representative of any real experiences in my or anyone else's life. any similarities are purely coincidental, except for the dog poems.
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