be a sucker to the great reviews,
the four stars,
the praises
from Jim Bob,
Billy
and Sue in Arkansas,
the grandma
in Wichita,
the doctor in Toledo.
i can't find a single bad word
about the product.
so onto Amazon
i go.
i dive into the red-light therapy
gizmos.
one for each knee
with straps bound
by Velcro,
one for my
face,
a rubbery mask
to make me
wrinkle free,
one made specifically
to stick up my
nose
to heal the sinuses
and
end the endless
dripping
that confounds me.
if i live through all these
pulsing
nanometers,
and gamma rays,
i'll let you know.
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