the water-skiing Santa,
who gets
pulled around by a motorboat
on Christmas
Eve
every year, has drowned.
apparently,
he was drinking heavily,
and had
gained
weight from the holiday
festivities
and couldn't swim back to shore
when he fell
after hitting a pylon.
the poor kids
were screaming
as Santa sank slowly down
into the muck
of the Potomac River,
his red suit
heavy with water.
only his red hat,
and half empty bottle
of Jack Daniels was found.
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