to the moon Alice

they stuff

five

rich women into the top

of a rocket

ship

and send them

into the fringe of outer space.

but on the way,

two

of them

have to use the bathroom

and the other

one forgot

her phone

and makeup,

so they have to turn

back

and there's a delay.

mission control has to

yell at them

to be quiet

for five

seconds to inform them

which button to push

for this emergency

re-entry.