or so,
we won't have food,
or milk
to drink.
no water, people will
be picked
up off the street
indiscriminately.
arrested
for nothing more than
a bad hair cut
and deported to
El Salvador.
dogs will be put down,
no singing will
be allowed,
there will be locusts
and droughts,
famine.
floods and pestilence.
the world will end
in a few weeks.
unwanted babies will be born.
boys won't have surgeries
to become girls,
and no longer will they be
allowed to
compete in girls' sports.
vaccines
will be unlawful.
everyone will be saluting
the orange man,
sieg heil.
the elderly will be taken
off welfare
and oxygen
and set out into fields
to die.
democracy will end.
the constitution
burned.
so that's the news for now.
but we'll be right back
after
this brief message
from our friends
at big Pharma selling us
Prozac
and boxed wine
and a new book
describing
the environmental dangers
of flatulence
from cows.
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