she's back home now

she sent

me

a picture of her under the Eiffel

Tower,

another

while standing in

the Roman

Coliseum,

riding a gondola in Venice,

one more

at the Plaza Hotel,

in her suite,

then a postcard

from Dubai,

with a picture of her

in a Mercedes limousine,

so it was strange to run

into her

at Walmart

buying a giant bag of

marshmallow peanuts,

toilet paper,

and Drano for her sink.