the contortionist

home

is where you can

rinse

a cup

in the sink,

and with your left

foot

close

the dishwasher,

or open

the lid

to the trashcan,

tossing

an empty can

across the room

and landing

it square

in the middle.

all at the same time

while talking

on the phone,

secured

in the crook of your

neck.