Saturday, March 9, 2024

Emily Wilson is on the phone

despite being
on the do not call list.
i get a lot of calls.
Medicare,
they have a new card for me,
again.
they call about
car insurance,
end of life insurance.
medic alert bracelets.
back braces.
i've won the publishers
cleaning house
prize dozens
of times.
someone has used
my amazon account to buy
another I phone.
they've found
my old corolla full of cocaine
and blood
along the Texas
and Mexico border.
my computer has been hacked.
i can get Spectrum
at a cheaper price.
they ask for my social security
number,
my bank account,
my credit cards.
real estate agents call
asking
if i'm going to sell.
land line,
cell phone, it makes no
difference.
you can't stop them.
so i try to make it fun for
both of us,
when i have
the free time.

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