a deodorizer,
it'll freshen
your room,
change your life, it'll
take stains
out of your carpet, take
wrinkles out of your wife.
it's chock full
of vitamins, A thru Z,
it'll put a spring
in your step, it comes
in all sizes, it'll fit
like a dream.
you'll be the envy
of the town.
buy two for the price
of one,
the fourth tire
is free. no salesman
will visit your home,
get your free brochure,
we're going out
of business.
it's a fire sale, a once
in a lifetime deal.
you can drive it home
today.
no hidden fees,
you'll get a lifetime
warranty.
sign here and here
and here.
don't hesitate, don't stall.
easy to follow assembly
instructions,
batteries not included.
come one come all.
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