two regrets

there are big regrets

and small ones

there's

the i wish i'd never met

you regret,

me letting

a psychopath

into my life,

when i should have run

for the hills.

and then there's 

the regret of eating

two hot

dogs with everything

on them,

some onion rings

and a slice

of apple pie,

and then a beer or two

to wash

everything down.

each will give you

severe heartburn.