this will hurt a little

phrases

that you don't want to hear

on any

given day, at any age.

do you know what i pulled

you over,

the cop says.

dad,

can i borrow the car tonight,

where are

the keys.

we have to have a talk,

my wife says.

dear.

sit down, please.

the results were positive,

i'm sorry to say.

my doctor says

pointing at the x-rays.

i'm late,

my girlfriend tells me

in high school

as i help her with

her homework

on trigonometry

the dentist whistling as

he says,

this will hurt a little,

turn your head that way

please.

the judge in front of the jury,

asks you,

as you stand there in

handcuffs,

how do you plead?