who told them that?

i pick up the phone

to see

if it's still working.

i got nothing,

just a dial tone.

not a single message

left for me.

where the hell is everyone?

what happened

to Joan

and Stephanie,

Lisa

and Sally, Connie,

and Karen.

Julie and Flo?

where'd they all go,

who told them that i

suddenly got old?