on what's app.
i say.
what's that?
she sends me her number
from russia.
it takes some time
before i can figure it all out.
download
and all that.
she sends me a few
suggestive photos, but
i immediately believe that
my bank account
is being emptied and that
the police
will be knocking at my door
any minute for
talking to a minor,
which she says she isn't.
i'm forty two,
she says, and sends me
another picture of her
milking a cow in the Ukraine.
she's smiling and wearing
only mittens.
she's beautiful.
she's asks me if i have a checking
account or savings,
or both.
i'm starting to get just a tiny
bit suspicious,
but tell her yes, i have both.
do you need my
social security number too?
she's caught me in a weak moment
having watched everything
there is to watch on netflix
and amazone prime.
i'm smitten
with the girl in mittens.
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