Thursday, January 20, 2022

the obedient stage of marriage

when i was married
for a short
while to Cruella Da Ville,
she made me
get rid of HBO and Starz
and any
other channel
that might show a human
body in the flesh.
i was in the obedient stage
of the relationship.
agreeing with her to get
this awful filth out of
our house.
i was a three year old
getting my hand slapped
as i reached into the cookie
jar of entertainment.
and then i found out
she was having an affair
with a married man,
so from then on it was
game over,
and i was binging on
Game of Thrones
by the end of the week.

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