the bull s....market

i tell my broker to lock down

my accounts

after they

hit an all time high.

it's enough

money to live on until the end

of time.

i tell her

to put it under the proverbial

morgan stanley

mattress.

and she says. oh no. it's too

early. you don't want to do that.

you're going to miss out

on the market

going up and up and up.

this is a bull market, she exclaims.

i tell her,

don't talk about animals

when discussing my life long savings,

okay?

okay, she says, sorry.

but please don't worry.

all is well.

so i go online to take

a look at my account

today and i'm

forty grand less than i was a week

ago.

it's a wtf moment.

so i call her to give her hell,

but she's not taking

any calls right now.

she's taking holiday.