app
for dating is finally out.
you can rate your internet dates now
as soon as it's done.
you give them
the appropriate amount of stars
as you see fit
and then make a comment
at the bottom.
informing the next patron
how things went.
clean and polished
three stars.
dental hygiene
three stars.
too talkative
one star
bad conversationalist
one star
texting on their phone
one star
overate and over drank
one star
on time
barely, two stars.
ran to the bathroom when
the check came
one star.
too short
one star
lied about their weight
one star
lied about their age
one star
good kisser
four stars.
still married or involved
with someone else
reported.
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