make your own sandwich

no one wants to work

anymore.

kids are lazy.

shiftless with soft hands.

college degrees

mean nothing anymore.

they are sitting at home,

with tik tok

and you tube,

instagram

and whatever the hell

else they are up

to these days.

i can't keep up.

yesterday i went into a sandwich

shop

and the owner

said,

make your own sandwich,

he was in the back

chopping lettuce.

there's was no one behind

the counter.

so i hopped over the counter

and made

myself a hoagie.

put the money in the register,

the guy yelled.

push that button,

no the other one.

come on man, do i have

to come out there

and show you?