boom shakalaka

i've been scolded by the best

and the worst of them.

guilty as charged.

as usual.

it's a painful ordeal hearing

the truth.

being wacked over the head

verbally.

boom shakalaka!

dope slapped by a significant

other.

this is who you are and

there's no getting out of it.

so this is why she  broke up

with you.

so this is why you're all alone.

so this is why you write

such sad, pitiful poetry.

so this is why you don't have

pets, or plants, or more

than one child.

this is why you've been married

three times.

gulp.

i do all the work in this relationship.

all the driving.

i do everything for you

and you just don't seem to care.

i look for the sad face emoji

to send her,

but accidentally hit the one

rolling it's eyes.

don't roll your eyes at me

mister mister, she writes back.

you have some nerve.