the job estimate

we need a copy of your insurance,

and

a copy of your license.

also

a photo of you.

a pint of blood.

and a lock of hair from your

first born.

we need your mother's

maiden name.

we need

to know the name of your first

pet.

we need a new password.

we want

you to sign here.

and promise you're not a 

communist

or addicted to crystal meth.

we need references.

a list of your next of kin.

we need reviews.

we need yelp and facebook

and instagram

something to prove who you

really are.

we need you to remove you 

shirt and lift up your arm

for this vaccination.

bend over, say ahhh.