color for some strange reason,
so i go
in to see my doctor
and ask her what the deal is.
she asks me how many
carrots i eat a day.
i tell her zero. in fact the last
time i ate a carrot
was in a soup. cut up into little
slices.
what about pumpkin, she asks.
are you eating a lot
of pumpkin
related foods and drinks.
ummm. yeah. maybe.
i did have a slice of pumpkin pie
the other day,
with pumpkin whipped cream
on top.
and a pumpkin latte,
and a pumpkin scone.
she nods. okay. okay.
maybe cut back a little.
it will go away. but may i suggest
wearing a brown tie
for a while. goes nice
with that skin tone.
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