men and women

in the winter
you see a lot of
men spitting.
men like to spit a
lot.
they make loud
animal noises
as they clear
their throats.
not so much with
women.
they blow their
noses politely
with pink
tissues they have
in their purses.
letting out little
mouse squeaks.
not men.
men hold their noses
and turn
their heads towards
the curb
and blow like
elephants.
it's horrible.