in your head

you understand the news.
you get it.
the idea being
to keep people
watching.
fear does the trick.
the cliff hanger
pronouncements before
a break.
is that ice tea you're
drinking full of
rat poison. stayed
tuned and don't take
another sip until
you hear what our
team of experts
have to say.
does the government
know what you
are thinking?
are they in your head
with drones the size
of bed bugs?
that water, is it
safe enough to bathe
in when it's full
of radiation
and little pieces
of slaughter house
beef. the bay,
is it really safe
to swim in with all
of that fish urine?
how much does each
fish pee in any given
day? all of these
questions will be
answered after this
brief message about
the softest toilet
paper you can ever
buy.