Friday, August 11, 2023

the encyclopedia salesman

an elderly
man comes to the door
with a satchel of books.
encyclopedias.
i invite him in,
because it's a thousand
degrees outside.
he takes off his hat
and shakes out his long coat,
then sits down.
i get him some ice tea.
do you mind if i take
my shoes off, he asks.
sure, i tell him.
sure, why not.
take a load off brother.
do you have kids, he says.
yes, a girl and a boy,
but they're grown up now.
one lives in Idaho,
she's a sheep herder,
and the other is in the wind.
someone spotted him
in Portland once delivering
pizzas.
let me get to the point
of my visit, he says, opening
his satchel.
we have a special deal on now,
a set of brand new updated
Encyclopedia Britannica's.
the latest version.
there's even a chapter on
Covid and a picture
of Dr. Fauci in there.
but why would i need them,
i ask him.
everything there is to know
is right here in my phone.
i hold the phone up to him.
ever hear of google.
there's no need for libraries
anymore, or books.
huh, he says. interesting.
i've never heard of that. but
tell me you this, sir, he says.
what if your battery dies. then
what? what if you can't find
your charger, or there's an electrical
storm knocking out the power.
then what, how are you going
to look things up
in the middle of a dinner conversation?
yeah, right.
i got you there.
so what do you say. fifty-nine
dollars a month for three years
and this set
of twenty-one books
can be on your shelf by next
week?
we take Venmo, PayPal, check
or cash.
so what do you say?
oh, and do you mind adding
some ice to my drink,
and maybe a small slice of lemon?

1 comment:

Ruth Altheim said...

"The other is in the wind," "maybe a small slice" - I love your words! Today my world is fuller hearing your voice and reading these words. You are special indeed!