oh my God, that's my love language too

you know

it's trouble, that it'll never work out

when

someone asks you

what your sign is,

or what your love

language is.

it's doomed from the jump.

but you play along,

because she's nice and she just

cooked you

homemade lasagna.

I don't know,

you say, does it really matter?

yes, it does,

she says.

what month, what year,

what day

were you born.

you tell her,

and then she jumps from her

chair and exclaims,

oh my God,

you're an Aquarius too.

okay.

and what's your love language?

what's that?

are you a giver, a person

that touches,

do you need

verbal affirmation?

are you a pleaser kind of person.

ummm.

i don't know.

depends on if i've been drinking

a lot, or if or in a good

or bad mood.

if i'm stuck in traffic you

don't want to be around me.