barista
throws a hot cup of coffee
at me,
and a heated
scone at my head
when i mistakenly call her
sir.
the blue hair on her
head,
and the usmc tattoo on her arm,
not to mention
the beard threw
me off.
the whole place goes wild,
pummeling me
as i try to crawl
out the door.
patrons are kicking me
as i try to get out.
the manager, formerly known as
Tex, is in a black shiny
cocktail dress
and stiletto heels.
i can see he has a new set
of beginners breasts
as he uses a broom
to try and sweep me out
into the street.
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