Friday, April 14, 2023

they wonder why we drink

are you licensed,
bonded,
insured, do you have
references,
are there any jobs
locally that i can
go take a look
at?
do you speak English?
are you vaccinated?
a citizen,
do you pay your taxes,
do you believe in God?
have you  ever
been arrested
or on a no fly list?
have you ever traveled
to Iraq or Iran,
or the Soviet Union?
Cuba?
are you a vegetarian
or vegan,
or have you ever associated
with such people?
is your work
guaranteed?
do you have a senior discount
policy?
coupons?
can we pay you half
when the job is done and
the rest in monthly
payments over a three year
period?
financing?

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