the destination wedding

he's getting married again.

in Puerto Rico

this time,

not the local church

in Alexandria, no

that would be too easy.

too close.

the brochure and invitation

arrived

just the other day.

a packet of information

with a map

and description

of where to stay.

it's a wonderful resort

along the sea.

white sand and palm trees.

or are they coconut trees?

i'm not sure.

it's a five day wedding

with activities around

the clock.

there will be fishing and golf.

horse back riding.

dancing and swimming.

pickleball,

then the ceremony, of course.

he used to be a regular

guy.

a can of beer, the football

game on tv.

shooting hoops up at

the school.

a burger and hot dog kind

of fellow.

i get a feeling that his soon

to be wife is behind all this.

it's too late though.

the invitations have been

sent,

and Puerto Rico has been

notified.