old school doctors

i show my

doctor

the book i'm reading on

the carnivore

diet

and all the benefits

that go with it.

after just a few months

i tell her,

i've experienced

less arthritic pain

in my knees,

i have

clarity of thought,

loss of weight,

sleeping better,

a stronger libido,

(which seems impossible)

i'm eating

one meal a day,

satiated, not wanting to

snack anymore.

my blood pressure

is lower, as are my

triglycerides,

i have more energy.

the absence of sugar

and carbs,

and eating just

meat, eggs, bacon

and butter

has made

me more healthy

i tell her,

and she says, pfffft.

moving her glasses

to the tip of her nose,

we'll see.

we'll see.

although your pants

are falling down now.