we got that M.D.

we have pills for that,

my doctor

tells me.

itchy skin,

can't sleep,

no problem, your LDL

is high,

we got that.

blood pressure 

off the chart, here,

take one of these daily.

vomiting

and stroke may ensue,

so call me

if you suddenly lose

your sense of smell,

vision

and libido.

no worries.

got an ailment, we

got that.

there's a pill for everything.

be happy, no need to be sad

anymore.

we got that.