Tuesday, November 1, 2022

four egg McMuffins

when the thieves
at three am
broke into my car and found
my wallet
under the front seat,
what did they buy
with all my credit cards
and IDs?
gas for their getaway car,
and four egg McMuffins
two apple pies,
and two large drinks
from Mcdonalds
down the street.
the cop suggested that
he could dust
for prints, but no, i said.
the treat's on me.

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