Friday, October 7, 2022

old school doctors

i try to tell my doctor
about
all the significant
improvements in my health
after starting
the carnivore diet.
no more stuffy nose,
no more aches and pains.
my skin doesn't itch anymore.
i have more energy,
sleeping better.
i've lost weight,
my blood pressure is down.
she laughs and says,
fiddle dee dee.
let's see how long this lasts.
then she takes a leech
out of a jar
and puts it on my arm.
we need to take some blood
she says.

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