a parade and new law for everyone

do we really need

a new law

and a parade for everyone

now?

five different bathrooms

for the confused

men and women,

boys and girls,

they and them.

jiminy crickets,

what's the world coming to?

if Larry wants to be Mary,

go for it.

if Edie wants to be Eddie,

pop the champagne

and move on.

do whatever you want.

put a dress on,

lipstick, heels

and sashay around.

grow a beard,

sideburns, get muscles.

who cares?

have fun.

and you surgeons,

so called doctors, cutting

things off,

adding things on,

stop the madness.

you're in Freud's and Jung's

wheelhouse now.

go help someone that

really needs help,

i know you need a new

boat and house,

and another car,

but come on. put the scalpel

away.