or
your insulin sensitivity
i suggest to my
friend Sheila,
as she polishes
off
another donut from
duck donuts.
i put Stevia in my coffee,
so why am i
still gaining weight
and not losing.
i always park the car as
far away from the donut
shop as i can.
so i can maximize my calorie
burning.
i point to her chin where
a dollop of maple icing
hangs like an icicle.
i like your new clothes,
i tell her.
does your husband know
you took the sheets off
the bed and cut a hole
to put your head through?
no, and please don't
tell him.
i'm still hungry, i know
it's only ten a.m., but
did you
have lunch yet?
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