Thursday, September 8, 2022

the publishers clearing house prize

i've won the publishers
clearing house
prize
two times this week,
so far,
it's only Monday.
five million,
two million and a white
Mercedes.
i don't know what to do
with all this
good fortune.
i offer to share it with
the Indian fellow
on the phone,
Alex Wilson,
but he says no. he just
needs a three hundred
dollar vanilla gift card
from Walmart to seal the
deal.
he's coming at noon,
i better get on the road
and get the cards.
i told him i'd make sandwiches
for everyone, or
a tuna casserole
if they preferred that.
i can hardly wait for them
to arrive.

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