beer cooler in the back?

i take a look at Jeeps.

they've

stepped up,

big and rugged,

glossy,

luggage racks, and

gun racks.

four wheel drive.

gps, and navigation.

they ride high off the ground.

i'd never get stuck

in the snow,

or mud,

or climbing 

a mountain because

it's there,

but do i want a Jeep?

i don't have

the clothes

for a jeep.

i own no cargo pants,

or plaid flannel shirts.

no timberland boots either.

i don't have

a hounds tooth cap,

or fur lined

gloves.

i don't even have a fishing

rod, or tackle box,

bowie knife,

or a cross bow

to put in the back.

no cooler for beer on ice.

i haven't skinned a fish,

since, since,

well never.

nor have i shot a deer and put

it on the hood of my

car.

maybe a Jeep isn't for me.