getting lucky

after one too many

shots

of tequila

i almost call my old

girlfriend

Lulubelle

to see how she's

doing,

if she's married now,

how's the family,

the dog,

the cat,

her knitting and crocheting

class,

maybe if she's not

busy,

i can stop by

and show her some

of my etchings,

but my phone slips

from my hand

and falls into the toilet.

luckily.