Friday, July 8, 2022

pants on fire

how could you
lie to me about
where you were
last night, she says,
as she takes
off the extensions
on her dyed blonde hair,
removes
her makeup,
her tight-fitting girdle,
placing her dentures
into
a glass of water,
then
removing her bra
from her silicone
enlarged beasts.
i have a strict rule about
people that lie,
she says while dropping
her syrupy southern
accent,
revealing a trace
of the bronx.
i don't like people who
pretend to be who
they aren't.

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