the gyspy. Rosa Lee.
she's working out of her car
now,
reading palms
over the phone,
and zoom calls on her laptop.
she's high tech
with her tarot cards,
and crystal ball.
what's up, she asks,
as she adjusts the volume
and the screen size.
and puts on a purple turban.
just checking in, i tell her.
trouble? she asks.
i told you not to mess
with that last woman,
the psychopath, but
you didn't listen did you?
so what now?
i just wondering if you can
look into your crystal
ball regarding the stock
market.
i'm trying to figure out what
to do with a little
saved cash.
should i go into the market
where my retirement is,
or delve into municipal
bonds, how about annuities?
cd's?
she starts laughing.
no, no, no.
do you have a thick mattress?
yes.
queen sized.
well good, put your money
under that.
use your paypal account
to pay me for this session, ok?
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